So I have this funny thing inside of me. Sometimes I like to watch stuff that makes me SO mad. Think of it like political S&M. I'll purposely watch Bill O'Reilly on Fox News just to make myself mad. Like hurting myself in my brain to make sure it's still working. Totally psychologically twisted but so is most S&M psychology when you get down to it.
The other day I decided to celebrate my new job by going on iTunes and buying some silly show or movie to chill out. But then when I get to the store I see this Aircraft Carrier documentary series from PBS. So out came the nipple clamps. I thought "ooooooh that's gonna totally get a rise out of me. Those naughty PBS SLUTS totally made an AD for the Navy under the guise of some brave objective documentary didn't they!"
So I watch this series and yup those clamps were TIGHT. It hurt sooo good. So I'll discuss my specific reactions below but upon watching several of these I immediately went over to see who I'd given my hard earned money to and it turns out to be none other than series Executive Producer MEL GIBSON. So I ran to the shower like that scene in "The Crying Game" and turned it on full blast all the way hot and started washing my mouth out with soap while yelling "nooooooooo! NOOOOOOO!!"
Ok fine I didn't really do that but that's how I felt.
Maybe the folks over at PBS are a little behind so I'm gonna help ya'll catch up here. We are at WAR and you guys just made a HUGE ad for the Navy and that is just so maddening because PBS stands for Public Broadcasting Station. PUBLIC. They're supposed to be broadcasting television that speaks in the PUBLIC's best interests. How does making an ad for the Navy serve the public's best interests? The folks at PBS need to be worrying about telling the truth about what's going on in our name not showing Navy Aviators picking up hot chicks in sunny Australia like some tourism promotion!
I think it is actually they who want their nipples clamped. They want me to pinch those clamps really hard and say "ooooh you've been bad Mel Gibson. You like it when I give it to you hard to punish you for being so bad don't you! You dirty little propagandist! Who's your daddy you little slut boy?"
Time to confess to Father Freak Mel. Tell me all those dirty thoughts so I can absolve you of your sins.
Silly rabbits. Tricks are for kids!
-DJ Freak
2 comments:
I actually put on OReilly too, just once a month or so to remind myself what an idiot he is. I do think Dennis Miller is at least somewhat smart.
Oddly enough I have a couple of people I truly call friend who are right wing. They really aren't bottom dwellers just in my view drank the drink. I generally win arguments with them I will say however...latest one was about this entire Maciavellian saying Dems are "elitists" when it's more the other way around. Very clever on the rights part but so scarily
twisted...
so you're saying that Mel Gibson puts nipple clips under his anime sailor girl uniform when he dresses up in private...?
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